Connecticut Dodgeball

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Player profile

Sploot

Thicc, wet, and legally too large to guard.

Player card
PlayerSploot
Jersey#69
TeamEvery team, at the same time
Official titlePresident of Load Management
Favorite ball type8.5" Pinch
Hall of fame

Most Feared Whale in America

Voted MVP by every team at once. Disqualified for being a whale. Reinstated for being Sploot.

League snapshot

3Seasons played (never left)
13Games logged
15 of 15Open gyms attended
AlwaysYear joined league

Team history

Every teamSeason Three (draft pending, he ate the board)
The deep endSeason Zero (nobody was there)

Match record

6Wins
0Losses
7Draws (he ate the ball)
Win percentage100%

Based on 6 decided games out of 13. The other 7 ended when he ate the ball.

Official club teams

Club teams
  1. SSPLOOTERS

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